WOKE up this morning to the news that a cancer charity is advising doctors to use the phrase “bonus hole” instead of vagina.
That way, no trans men will be offended.

It’s emerged that out of 49 educational bodies advising schools in England, all but one are teaching critical race theory[/caption]

Justin Welby is head of the Church of England[/caption]
Bonus hole? Really?
It sounds like something you’d win on a stall at Blackpool.
I bet women are dead chuffed with that description.
It would be nice to wake up in a sensible place one morning, where moronic woke stuff like this doesn’t happen.
But yesterday, I’m telling you, had a whole bunch of madness in store for me.
Worst was the news that of 49 educational bodies advising schools in England, all but one are teaching something called “critical race theory”.
This is a pretty loathsome creed cobbled together by the race grifters (who are always with us, of course. Institutionalised resentment is a lucrative business).
It insists that white children are told they are “privileged” and merely by their existence oppress black folk.
And brown folk. And everybody else.
It is designed to make white kids feel really bad about themselves.
Recently, the Government explicitly forbade schools from teaching this horrible, divisive creed as fact.
But the investigation by the charity Don’t Divide Us found that nearly all of the country’s schools are still spewing out this race hatred.
Poisoning the minds of the kids.
The report says that pupils at Church of England schools in the St Edmundsbury and Ipswich diocese are having this rot foisted on them, for example.
White children are told that they “benefit from the systematic oppression of People of Colour through racist policies and practice”.
Nice, huh?
Teaching guidance shoved out by the diocese, which oversees 87 schools, states that pupils should learn that white privilege means they are “the dominant representation on all media”, “no one questions your citizenship”, “you may have inherited power and wealth”, and “your actions aren’t perceived to be those of your entire race”.
Dominant representation on all media? Are they taking the mick?
I don’t think these people have been watching our TV adverts recently.
I suppose it’s no surprise that this is happening in Church of England schools.
That’s an institution which has long since passed its sell-by date.
No church headed by a bloke called Justin Welby could be taken remotely seriously. Its congregations dwindle almost by the hour.
Like the BBC, it is learning the meaning of the phrase “Go woke, go broke”.
But the point is that this is going on when it has been actually outlawed by the Government.
In other words, it seems the Church of England has entirely ignored government diktat.
Over the last 20 years our schools have been very busy pouring propaganda into the ears of even the youngest pupils.
Whether it be about transgender issues or race, the teachers miss no opportunity to advance their political agenda.
Critical race theory is a nasty, deluded and misbegotten branch of Marxism.
Telling a young white kid he is an “oppressor” is, to my mind, nothing short of wicked.
And this tendentious drivel will only deepen the suspicions and hostilities between our various races.
Maybe when I wake up tomorrow the Government will have taken a bit of action to stop this nonsense.
But I wouldn’t bet on it. The madness will continue.
STEVE’S WORTH A VOTE
THERE’S a by-election in Uxbridge and South Ruislip next Thursday.
It’s Boris’s old seat.

Steve Gardner is standing for the Social Democratic Party in Boris Johnson’s old seat[/caption]
Everyone is saying Labour is going to walk it.
But my spies on the ground tell me that people are rightly livid about Sadiq Khan’s ludicrous Ultra Low Emission Zone.
So it might be a closer call than some believe.
If, like me, you think both the main parties are neither use nor ornament and would rather saw off your right leg than vote for Ed Davey’s dim-witted Lib Dems, there is a candidate for you.
Steve Gardner is local, ex-Army, trustee of a charity and an all-round top bloke. He’s standing for the Social Democratic Party.
The awful big parties will say he doesn’t stand a chance.
But if enough people vote for him, he’ll win, because that’s kinda how it works.
Oh – and unlike the big party candidates, he actually knows what a woman is.
TELLY changes people.
There’s something about being the centre of attention that makes them arrogant and reckless, thinking they can get away with anything.
I did a bit of TV presenting years ago and I noticed myself, as soon as the camera was running, turning into a complete a**ehole.
Well, OK, an even worse a**ehole.
SWITCHOFF BBC FUNDS
THE BBC is under fire but the real scandal is that we’re still paying for it, of course.
Audiences are plummeting, as people reach for their remotes, sick to the back teeth of the woke propaganda rammed down our throats on a daily basis.
I notice that BBC Scotland’s audience is down by ONE THIRD since the pandemic.
If so few of us are watching it, why do we still have to pay for it?
IT’S A THROWBACK TO SIXTIES, BILLIE
I SEE Billie Eilish is the latest pop star to complain that audience members throw stuff at her when she’s performing.

Billie Eilish is the latest pop star to complain that audience members throw stuff at her when she’s performing[/caption]

Women used to throw their knickers at Tom Jones back in the 1960s[/caption]
It’s another reason for Billie to be perpetually miserable, I suppose.
But it’s nothing new, though.
Women used to throw their knickers at Tom Jones back in the 1960s.
And when I saw Spandau Ballet in the 1980s I felt like throwing something, too – but sadly there was no javelin to hand.
SCIENCE SHAME
THE first major scientific inquiry into the origins of the Covid virus was used to suggest that people who thought it might have leaked from a Chinese laboratory were racists.
The scientists who drew up that report have now admitted that they deliberately downplayed the possibility of a lab leak so as not to upset the Chinese.
They should be sacked, immediately, as a disgrace to their universities and science.
AT the next election, all eyes should be on Islington North for the Great Battle of the Mentals.
It’s Jeremy Corbyn’s seat, you see, and Magic Grandpa will be standing as an independent.
It now looks like Labour will select the even more berserk former Newsnight correspondent Paul Mason to stand against him.
Paul’s an old Trotskyite.
Sorry, Islington – but you get the kind of candidates you deserve.
JOE’S A NATO NO-NO
NICE of Joe Biden to pop into the UK for half an hour, wasn’t it?
The senile old goat then skedaddled off to Lithuania for a Nato meeting.

It was nice of Joe Biden to pop into the UK for half an hour, wasn’t it?[/caption]
It was Biden, with help from the cowardly Germans, who made sure the decision to admit Ukraine into Nato was fudged.
No timescale was mentioned for membership. And Ukraine’s President Zelensky was outraged.
This is the most dangerous time for Nato since the end of the Cold War.
And yet we find the institution effectively run by the most useless president America has ever had.
Yes, including Nixon.